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	<title>Criticizer.net &#187; life</title>
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		<title>Taking Life Too Seriously</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Walter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Criticism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[earnestness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seriousness]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://criticizer.net/?p=37</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I&#8217;m plagued by seriousness as well. But there are few reasons why you should be serious. Very few. I&#8217;ll tell you why.
Life itself ain&#8217;t serious. See, life&#8217;s a joke: You are born, do some unimportant stuff and then you die. Haha! Funny, heh? Yeah, I almost laughed myself to death. Oops, I did it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I&#8217;m plagued by seriousness as well. But there are few reasons why you should be serious. Very few. I&#8217;ll tell you why.</p>
<p>Life itself ain&#8217;t serious. See, life&#8217;s a joke: You are born, do some unimportant stuff and then you die. Haha! Funny, heh? Yeah, I almost laughed myself to death. Oops, I did it again. I joked about death. Shame on me.</p>
<p>No seriously, all things are neutral by nature. Naturally, there are neither funny nor sad things. And it sucks that most people go through life with an earnestness as if they were part of a huge funeral. Take it easy. Don&#8217;t forget to live.</p>
<p>I mean what is it that changes if you decide to take it all with some humor? You won&#8217;t be less productive or successful. A smile on your face doesn&#8217;t prevent you from working. You will just have more <em>fun</em>.</p>
<p>But fun sounds kinda dangerous, right? And why is that? Because our society tells us so. Fun is usually associated with sin. Well, then it gotta be a sin to live! Maybe we should entomb ourselves one another, this would be alright I suppose. As long as we did it in a serious manner. Oh wait, I&#8217;m just joking about death again! I shouldn&#8217;t do that. Because society tells me not to do it.</p>
<p>The shocking truth is: Death doesn&#8217;t get worse if you tell jokes about it. And <em>life</em> doesn&#8217;t get worse if you smile at it.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s why all those moaners really get on my nerves. Get a life and smile! Even if it seems to be dangerous.</p>
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		<title>About Loud Music and Thin Walls</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Walter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Criticism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noise]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sleep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thin walls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know what bugs me? Loud music and thin walls. It&#8217;s the combination of both that really gets on my nerves.
You know, I&#8217;m a student, living in a small appartment and sometimes I want to take a nap. But what might happen is this: As soon as I get comfortable, some creepy noise is creeping [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what bugs me? Loud music and thin walls. It&#8217;s the combination of both that really gets on my nerves.</p>
<p>You know, I&#8217;m a student, living in a small appartment and sometimes I want to take a nap. But what might happen is this: As soon as I get comfortable, some creepy noise is creeping through the walls and starts playing tricks on me. It suggests me not to sleep.</p>
<p>And then I start to get mad, turning around in my bed and thinking: &#8220;Goddamnit! Why the hell did that crap start rushing through the walls at this precise time?! I want to sleeeep!&#8221;</p>
<p>This goes on for about 15 minutes. I get some sleep during the next 15 minutes. Then this dirty swine of an alarm clock recommends me to stand up&#8230; And so I do. Pissed.</p>
<p>Because of loud music and thin walls.</p>
<p>But that&#8217;s not the only point. Sometimes I want to chill. So I take a seat in front of my laptop and relax. It&#8217;s when I&#8217;m just completely relaxed, enjoying my time that something horrible happens: Some bad piece of music knocks at my wall.</p>
<p>I say: &#8220;Stay the hell out!&#8221; But it justs comes in! Annoying me. It would be no problem if it was some decent composition but unfortunately, it&#8217;s more like an acoustic attack.</p>
<p>So I&#8217;m attacked. Defenseless. Not able to relax anymore. Wanting to run away from this place.</p>
<p>This wouldn&#8217;t have happened if the walls were thicker or the music wasn&#8217;t that loud. Unfortunately, things are like they are.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s why the combination of loud music and thin walls really bugs me.</p>
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		<title>Greedy Internet Users</title>
		<link>http://criticizer.net/greedy-internet-users/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Walter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Criticism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[money]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[work]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I like the internet. But all this money making trash really bugs me.
Did you ever notice how stupid most of this bullshit is? Paidmails, paid surfing, referral systems and pyramid schemes&#8230; Get paid for clicking links or viewing advertisements&#8230; What the fuck?!
Is it just because people don&#8217;t want to do real work that they spend [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like the internet. But all this money making trash really bugs me.</p>
<p>Did you ever notice how stupid most of this bullshit is? Paidmails, paid surfing, referral systems and pyramid schemes&#8230; Get paid for clicking links or viewing advertisements&#8230; What the fuck?!</p>
<p>Is it just because people don&#8217;t want to do real work that they spend thousands of hours doing stupid tasks in front of their computers? Or could you imagine people going around the streets and looking at banners for money? For a payment rate so damn low that most of them quit doing the job after a couple of unpaid hours.</p>
<p>Yeah, but real life is something different you might think. The only problem is that the time you spent in the internet doesn&#8217;t just add to your real life time. One hour equals one hour. And you got only one life!</p>
<p>It ain&#8217;t funny to waste it. Don&#8217;t waste your time doing completely dumb tasks for virtual money.</p>
<p>If you really feel like you need to earn money using the internet, then you better do something productive. Create a website with special content or write valuable articles about topics that interest you. Make music or entertain people. Try to make the internet a better place.</p>
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